If I Had A Million Dollars

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Charles Manson song, recorded originally by "The Family" to raise defense funds after he was locked up.


If I had a million dollars, would you work for me?
Well, I don't know my friend, I guess we'll have to wait and see
Would you do anything that I asked you to do?
Yes I would if the money came through
What would you have us do? Uh huh
What would you have us do?

If I lined you up with money, sent you out each day?
Well, that's all right my friend, I'd do it any night or day
Could I wind you, and make you a toy or could I pay you just to call you boy?
Cause that's what I'd like to do, Uh huh. That's what I'd like to do

Quoting the words my mommy say, I'd even kill you baby if I'm paid
Do What your mommy do, don't do what your mommy do

If I sent you to the war tell me more what would you do?
I just might go to the store and bring the change home to you
So look around, listen to the sound, what would have us do?
Don't do what your mommy do, just love her
Don't do what your mommy do.


from Kelly Bundy, released February 21, 2014
Randy, Zach and Steve



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